Love is a battlefield and I am a sniper

I'm pretty sure I'm a cupid. I read on Wikipedia that Cupid is usually depicted having two sets of arrows, gold-tipped and lead-tipped. The gold arrows inspire love whereas the lead arrows inspire hatred. I shoot guys with a gold arrow, but the love moves slow. It's kind of like a slow-release formula. The potion opens their eyes as to what they want in a woman and shows them that they can get exactly what they deserve. I then shoot them with the lead arrow which has a much quicker effect and they soon begin to hate me. The relationship ends and they immediately find a woman they just absolutely can't get enough of. I'm happy to be the catalyst for such bliss...




even if it means I'm left alone.

Twitterpation??

I...am a hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest things a person can feel. I think a person can love billions of people at a time, but what you can't do is be in love with more than one person at a time. I think that is complete and utter bullshit. I don't judge people who choose to cheat. I've been on both sides of that before and I understand them both, but for a person to say they are in love with their significant other and the person they're cheating with...nonsense. You may love them both for different reasons or maybe even them for the same reasons, but being in love is different. You couldn't possibly hurt the person you're in love with that way. 

But what do I know?